Ok, so I know I don't have a husband, but I saw this on my cousins blog and got a giggle from it. Among all the people at BYU-I getting married, maybe they will change their minds. After reading THIS- I think I will enjoy dating as LONG as I can!!
;) haha *(But I'm sure my husband will be great)*
INSTALLING A HUSBAND
Dear Tech Support,
Last year, I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slowdown in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as:
Romance 9.5 and
Personal Attention 6.5,
and then installed some undesirable programs such as
NBA 5.0,
NFL 3.0 and
Golf Clubs 4.1.
Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.
Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?
Signed,
Desperate
DEAR DESPERATE:
First, keep in mind,
Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while
Husband 1.0 is an operating system.
Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html, try to download Tears 6.2, and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.
If those applications work as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1.
Please note that Beer 6. 1 is a very bad program that will download the Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta.
Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)
In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0-program. This is an unsupported application and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend
Cooking 3.0 and
Hot Lingerie 7.7.
Good Luck!
Tech Support
Miss Christina
About Me
- Brian & Christina
- Hello there and welcome to our blog. We are newlyweds who are just trying to capture some of the moments and milestones that happen in our new lives together. Some of our guilty pleasures include: mountain dew, sunday naps,sunshine, running, motorcycle rides with no helmets, and long sunday nigh walks. We believe in happiness. And that happy endings are a new beginning.Family,friends, and being members of the LDS church are our great blessings in life. live, love, learn.
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1 comment:
Hahahaha thats the funniest thing I've read all day, thanks Christina :) . We've talked about this before though, just use that feminine wiles 8.5 package and you'll both be set! It beats the nagging 5.5 anyday and you can almost always run any other program you want through it. Hahahaha and I'm sure that lingerie 7.7 doesn't hurt either ;). I think you'll enjoy the upgrade to husband though when the time comes, your husband is going to be awesome :) . He better be to marry you! But like you said, you might as well enjoy dating too
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